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WHO SAYS OBAMA NEVER KEEPS HIS PROMISES? -




Hillary vs. Hillary -




OBAMA'S TYRANNICAL RELIGION - "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the 'good' of its victims may be the most oppressive." -- C. S. Lewis




" FORWARD " - 'Change' from Chinese Communist leader Chairman Mao's 'Great Leap Forward'.




STRANGE, BUT TRUE -




THE USSR NEVER WENT AWAY -




US NAVY - Farewell to college joys, we sail at break of day. Sail on to Victory!




HE LED A GREAT CAMPAIGN - Unfortunately that was no measure of any actual leadership skills.




VOTING INDEPENDENT - When neither the Republicans nor the Democrats really cut it for you.




" CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN " - Asking for another Two Trillion Dollar.




THAT ONE - Is not singing my praises lustily enough. Off to Camp 14 with him!




THIS IS "STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH"..........SOUND FAMILIAR? - Why would you vote for a leader who has even failed according to his own standards?


TAGS: obama failed leadership note
Rating: 5/5

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arnnatz - October 6, 2012, 9:03 am
in a later speech, he said raising the debt ceiling was unpatriotic


The Apex of Liberal Hypocrisy -




This man inherited an economic mess -




OBAMA TO CONGRESS: I DON’T NEED YOUR APPROVAL !!! - Constitution doesn't apply to me because I am special ... besides IT'S NOT OPEN HOSTILITIES


TAGS: obama dictatorship in motion
Rating: 4.58/5

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premiumgrade - December 10, 2013, 11:02 pm
"And don't forget. I'm black which gives me special dispensation.”


ENTITLEMENT -




THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY -




HOW TO DETECT AN OBAMA TROLL -


TAGS: detecting an obama worshipping troll
Rating: 3.1/5

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CthulthuDownUnder - September 13, 2014, 11:38 am
Hey look. Just Like I predicted. Boy, you can read these tea party wingnuts like a book… foxrecon's coloring book. Or a manual... foxrecon's MsPaint instruction manual. coloring book OR MsPaint? meh, same thing. both are for children.


Keystone Coward Clinton -




DICTATORSHIP - Because he needs to get "things done" when congress does not "agree" with him!




"I WILL SUPPORT AND DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION. . ." - Not a goddamned ideology. Not a goddamned political party. So help me God.




OBAMA: "WE'RE NOT EVEN HALFWAY THERE YET " - We knew this was going to take time because we've got this big, messy,tough democracy.Dictatorship takes time.




BORN WITH A SILVER TONGUE -




TRUE LEADERSHIP!! - "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." Albert Einstein




RUSSIAN SUBMARINE GOES UNDETECTED IN GULF OF MEXICO - One Senator demands answers on Russian Sub? What about all the rest? Obama? America is more than asleep - she is sick




" FORWARD" INTO THE VALLEY OF DEATH RODE THE SIX HUNDRED....... - The Charge of the Light Brigade: "Their's not to make reply, Their's not to reason why, Their's but to do and die."




LIBERAL DISTORIONS - How about leadership instead of blame?




" IMPERIUS REX ET POPULUSQUE AMERICANUS " - S. 679: Presidential Appointment Efficiency and Streamlining Act of 2011 Senate Seeks to Create Caesar Obama.




PAUL RYAN'S BUDGET SIMPLIFIED - Know your facts and then vote for the team with a plan and real leadership! Vote Romney/Ryan on 11-6-2012




NET NEUTRALITY - It's the opposite of censorship.




The U.S. Is No Longer A Constitutional Republic -




BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA II BASHING THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER SINCE 2008 -




OBAMA WORSHIPPERS -




" THE TRUTH, NOTHING BUT THE OBAMATRUTH " - Jay Carney and Claire Shipman, Senior National Correspondent for ABC.




HONEST LEADERSHIP AND OPEN GOVERNMENT - Now that's comedy




" THE OSAWATOMIE COINCIDENCE " - Osawatomie was the publication of the Weather Underground! Weather Underground terrorists…Bill Ayers, Bernardine Dohrn. Didn’t Obama used to hang out with those guys?




" HEIL OBAMA? " - Jimmy Hoffa :'President Obama, this is your army. We are ready to march. Let's take these son of bitches out.'




crybaby -




FORCING BABIES TO LIVE -




NOT A LEADER - But he sure does fundraise! He's held at least 10x more fundraisers at this point in his presidency than George Bush!




" IT'S RECESS WHEN I SAY SO " - "Dictatorship naturally arises out of democracy, and the most aggravated form of tyranny and slavery out of the most extreme liberty"~ Plato.




" YOU WILL OBEY ME " - Obama: The United States of America was founded on the belief that people should govern themselves.




THE MAGICAL MISERY TOUR - Self-explanatory




" OBAMA GRATIA REX IMPERATOR " - Obama: ‘Last thing we need’ is for Congress to return to DC.




IF THE MEDICARE ACT IS STRUCK DOWN,WILL PRESIDENT OBAMA DEFY THE COURT’S RULING? - In 1832 the Supreme Court declared the Indian Removal Act unconstitutional. President Andrew Jackson defied it, stating, “John Marshall has made his decision; let him enforce it now if he can.”




" 2012 - 2016 MORE CHANGE " - The New World Order Obama Style.




" 2012 SLOGAN " - “I’m rooting for everybody to get rich”




SORRY BOSS... - I'm outta here. Your ship is sinking too fast. If you like, I can prepare a fish sandwich for you before I go.




APPROVAL RATINGS COMPARISON : OBAMA VS. JIMMY CARTER. - Still tracking below Carter, tough times are about to get a whole lot worse?




SINKING SHIP -




"TEA PARTY EXTREMIST " - "How do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin." Ronald Reagan.




GREAT DIVIDERS - One divided the Red Sea, one divided a nation.




BUDGET LEADERSHIP - News Flash! We're not going to get any leadership from someone who voted Present 130 times.




OBAMA'S ENEMIES LIST - Are you on it yet?




SHHHHHHHHH - It's not censorship, it is freedom silenced ...




ANOTHER RACIST - Who does not worship Obama




" DINNER WITH BARACK " - Ad filmed in MY White House, paid with your Tax Dollars. "I Feel Your Pain "




"UNDER MY PLAN OF A CAP AND TRADE SYSTEM, [ENERGY PRICES] WOULD NECESSARILY SKYROCKET." - " After years of searching, finally a campaign promise that Obama actually followed through with."




PROOF THAT POLITICIANS ARE STUPID - they wanted to get rid of this




" A SCARY MIND " - Biden At AFL-CIO Rally: "You Are The Only Folks Keeping The Barbarians From the Gates"




If you haven't been paying attention. -




REAL LEADERS LEAD BY EXAMPLE - "Leadership, leadership is about taking responsibility, not making excuses." Mitt Romney


TAGS: real leaders leadership excuses
Rating: 5/5

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foxrecon19d - October 17, 2012, 2:01 pm
Interesting picture. The soldiers are actually Polish soldiers. Brave, competent, professional, and very pro-American.
KALKAM - October 17, 2012, 1:25 pm
If the radical left understood responsibility they wouldn't need Obama.


" 2012 U.S. OLYMPIC 'HUGO CHAVEZ' LOOK " - " DEFINITION OF TOTALITARIANISM " Personality cultism, Regulate every aspect of public and private life. Regulation and restriction of speech.




" 'PRESIDENT OBAMA, THIS IS YOUR ARMY. WE ARE READY TO MARCH " - Takin' the Sonsabitches Out !




Leadership -




The Good old Days -




WE HAVE AIRCRAFT CARRIERS, SHIPS AND SUBMARINES... BUT NO WEAPONS FOR THEM -




OBAMA: NO NEW WARS … UNLESS ‘ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY’. - Ambassador Rice is basically telling Russia and China, that the U.S. is ready to act as it did in Yugoslavia 13 years ago and launch military actions against Syria.




I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL MR. RETAILER: - You PAY ME $5.99 per box to remove this crap from your store, and I'll tell no one where they came from.




TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT THEN-REP. PANETTA DID TO UNDERMINE THE REAGAN DEFENSE BUILDUP - It is a “Time for Choosing,” as Reagan once famously said.




all A$$, -




OBAMA "LEADERSHIP" -




OBAMA "LEADERSHIP" -




TIME TO BAIL OUT - It's what smart people do when they're on a sinking ship that's headed nowhere




Bipartisanship -




LINCOLNS - We could use a few, nowadays




THE DUTCH SECTION OF HIZB UT-TAHRIR ENDORCES CALIPH PRESIDENT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA " - Enjoy the 4 Th of July while you still can America !




SOS HILLARY CLINTON - isn't "backing forward or backing back" to send a message to Egypt




WHY THERE -




" RORSCHACH INKBLOTS " - Make more sence than Obama's leadership.




PICTURE OF GOLDMAN SACHS CEO LLOYD BLANKFEIN ON A POLE @ “OCCUPY WALL STREET” - Nanci Pelosi: "Well, I support the message to the establishment". Obama says he shares the “Occupy Wall Street” protestors’ frustrations.




Draconian leadership -




I made insurance companies scramble to be compliant -




" A PICTURE TELLS A THOUSAND WORDS " - Give me an army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texans, and I'll win the war.




"YOU'RE EIGHTER WITH ME OR AGAINST ME" OBAMA ADMIN WANTS TO TRACK YOU. -




OBAMA'S TRANSPARENT DICTATORSHIP -




OBAMA'S "LEADERSHIP" -




" STICK THEM UP " - The Gas Pump Sticky Note Campaign is rising up in the country !




LIBERAL DAILY AFFIRMATION IX -




OBAMA: " I'D LIKE TO WORK MY WAY AROUND CONGRESS " - It is not the State that orders us; but it is we who order the State! Adolf Hitler.




OBAMA'S NOMINEE FOR WORLD BANK PREZ: "GOING FOR GLOBAL OBAMACARE?" - Sociopaths truly believe their ends justify their means.




THOSE WHO WORSHIP GLOBAL WARMING 'SCIENTISTS' -


TAGS: worshipping global warming scientists
Rating: 4.5/5

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crankyhead - August 26, 2014, 5:28 pm
Hate to break it to you OTC, but the word 'consensus' does not mean, what you think it means.
foxrecon19d - August 7, 2014, 11:50 pm
Face it lug-nut. If you aren't asking Al Gore why he bought a mansion next to the ocean after he preached that the ocean levels will rise above New York City, then you just admitted that your political rhetoric is your 'science'
Zeitguy - August 7, 2014, 5:25 pm
Faux is right on the mark. Nicely explained.
fauxnews - August 7, 2014, 5:07 pm
Oh,I did. I re-read it.Twice. Yup, I was being sarcastic.So dont read too deeply into that.You're telling yourself a story on that.I gave you a thoughtful response about my serious feelings on that matter. Work with that. Or choose to hear what you want.
EmmaRoydes - August 7, 2014, 4:49 pm
I guess you didn't even read your comment #69798 where you stated "the consensus of junk pseudo-scientists and non-reputable faux-scientist have your back on that one"
fauxnews - August 7, 2014, 4:44 pm
...so also the scientist does sometimes lose their bet. But neither scientists, nor casino owners lose nearly so often as do the gamblers who enter the casino.Right or wrong isn't the debate here.Probability is.That's the argument I want to have.Nuff said
fauxnews - August 7, 2014, 4:39 pm
Scientists always play the role of the Casino owner. Betting with the odds instead of against them. And because they do this they are much more often right than they are wrong. However, just as the Casino owner does sometimes lose their bet...
fauxnews - August 7, 2014, 4:38 pm
...and then submit arguments showing that the thing science never said is in fact false.Thereby making scientists seem very foolish for having supposedly said this thing which they never said.
fauxnews - August 7, 2014, 4:37 pm
Science is about "balance of probabilities".It tells you what is most probably true.Never attempts to tell you what is certainly true.Theologians commit the"straw man"fallacy,attempting to argue that science has claimed something science never claimed...
fauxnews - August 7, 2014, 4:31 pm
...but, hey, stranger things have happened,right? And, trust me, on this debate I would be more than happy to be wrong. I don't want to be 'right' about calamity. No good scientist (or science minded person would.)Are deniers this generous w/their stance?
fauxnews - August 7, 2014, 4:30 pm
??? I 'never' claimed that. :-/ That's a story you are telling yourself, mate. I used the word "consensus" for a reason. I fully concede there is a chance I could be wrong, however remote that chance is based upon the compelling data...
EmmaRoydes - August 7, 2014, 4:23 pm
See your comment #69798. You always manage to claim that any scientist who doesn't buy the global warming alarmist view is a junk scientist or a quack. e.g. "My scientists are better than your scientists"
fauxnews - August 7, 2014, 3:25 pm
No, mate, that's your shtick. ;-) I never said science is infallible. Science never claims to be infallible. Not "real" science, anyways. That's what Religion does.
Zeitguy - August 7, 2014, 2:30 pm
It's more like science vs your political rhetoric.
EmmaRoydes - August 7, 2014, 2:18 pm
Are you still on that "My scientists are better than your scientists" schtick?
EmmaRoydes - August 7, 2014, 2:17 pm
Nope, 1985 has already come and gone.
fauxnews - August 7, 2014, 2:13 pm
Which "consensus" are you using to arrive at that conclusion, OTC? lol... You're right, OTC, the consensus of junk pseudo-scientists and non-reputable faux-scientist have your back on that one....and bigfoot... and Elvis. Mercy! X-D
OTC - August 7, 2014, 1:18 pm
Actually Fox, considering its from FN i thought that was a good rebu.ttal. did you really expect anything else?
Curlyrocks - August 7, 2014, 12:30 pm
That one may still come true, since the main plan is to use nuclear power to stop releasing CO2 but keep up with this life style of consumption we have, there are going to be a lot more Fukushima type disasters before we figure this out.
EmmaRoydes - August 7, 2014, 8:31 am
*breathe*
EmmaRoydes - August 7, 2014, 8:30 am
In 1970, the "scientific community" also claimed that we would have to wear gas masks to breath by 1985.
foxrecon19d - August 7, 2014, 6:44 am
"Typical uneducated response. Use of an exaggeration to totally negate his obvious lack of evidence from the left-wing liberal 'scientific community' which says you should be able to SWIM up the Empire State Building by now. Would expect nothing less."
fauxnews - August 7, 2014, 3:07 am
...available now in stores where you can find Pet Rocks and other fine companionship products!
fauxnews - August 7, 2014, 3:05 am
OTC said,"There are 2 sides to every issue, yet some people want to attack others who bring an opposing scientific consensus to their beliefs of what their scientific consensus says about..." From the hit Album "STUPID S'HIT SAID BY 'MURICANS VOL.4"...
OTC - August 7, 2014, 1:04 am
There are 2 sides to every issue, yet some people want to attack others who bring an opposing scientific consensus to their beliefs of what their scientific consensus says about GW
foxrecon19d - August 6, 2014, 11:32 pm
Actually, Zeit, a left-wing liberal Democrat'professor' taught me science. She claimed that by the year 2000, 80% of the world' food would be gone and that half of the world's surface would be uninhabitable.
foxrecon19d - August 6, 2014, 11:29 pm
If you are going to wave the Global Warming Banner, Zeit, you should at least know what you are talking about. That you are totally ignorant of the fact that the people you call 'scientists' claimed New York would be under water by 2000 says a lot...
Zeitguy - August 6, 2014, 9:47 pm
That's what happens when you let the GOP teach you science.
Zeitguy - August 6, 2014, 9:20 pm
Typical uneducated response. Use of an exaggeration to totally negate what is common knowledge in the scientific community. Would expect nothing less.
foxrecon19d - August 6, 2014, 1:37 pm
Your 'scientific consensus' says New York is under 30 feet of water. Now, how about telling everyone what that has to do with 'reflecting political views..."
Zeitguy - August 6, 2014, 10:18 am
Always amazed at the ignorant dismissal of scientific consensus because it doesn't reflect your political views.


Nationalism -




'Miision Impossible' -


TAGS: obama putin leadership russia communityorganizer
Rating: 4.5/5

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MFS - September 8, 2013, 10:37 am
Notice grammar fault 'Mission' have resubmitted this politifake.


OBAMA: "THIS WOULD BE EASIER IF I COULD DO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY OWN" - I could have been spending time with Malia and Sasha instead. How about time with Michelle?




" DEAR LEADER CULT " - Former Obama Mentor To Teach “Understanding Obama” Class At Harvard Law School.




OBAMA WORSHIPPERS -


TAGS: obama worshippers
Rating: 4.43/5

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RonaldReagan - March 31, 2015, 2:08 pm
Don't get it. Never liked the ones that bloviate. Pass


" YOU WILL BE MONITORED " - "Emperor" Obama circulating draft of executive order on cybersecurity.




'KING' OBAMA I’LL BE TAKING ‘EXECUTIVE ACTIONS’ WITHOUT CONGRESS ON ‘REGULAR BASIS’ TO ‘HEAL THE ECONOMY’ - I’ve told my administration to keep looking every single day for actions we can take without Congress.




" DHS WANTS TO SCAN YOU FOR MAL-INTENT " - The system will monitor people’s blink rates, facial temperatures, heart beats and respiration.




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